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Dark Humor UFO Abduction Leader Quote Bag

$25.82

Color: Light Grey

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Designed for white and lighter apparel so every detail stays painfully visible. This dark humor ufo design turns workplace frustration into cosmic sarcasm with the unforgettable line, “Take me to your leader. Mine is a f*cking idiot.” Equal parts burnout, rebellion, and dry wit, it fits the BLACK SCOWL mindset for anyone surviving bad leadership with cynical humor. Wear your dark humor ufo attitude without saying another word.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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