Your Personal Manifesto Against Small Talk. 💀☕️
This design speaks volumes without having to say a single, painful word. If your superpower is instantly derailing a conversation, or if you view social gatherings as a mandatory final boss battle, you’ve found your essential armor. This tee features the Black Scowl cat, perpetually anxious and spilling his coffee, a perfect representation of the moment you panic-forget how to human. It’s a direct, witty statement for the socially drained, the perpetually awkward, and anyone who understands that sometimes, the most profound thing you can say is nothing at all. Embrace the silence—it is, after all, your specialty.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all (unisex).
- Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.
Traceability & Safety: 🛡️🇪🇺
- Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea; Dyeing—El Salvador, California; Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
- Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
- Age restrictions: For adults.EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com.
Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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