#### 🚫 The Anti-Social Statement Tee
If you’d rather stare into the abyss than engage in an icebreaker, this is your new uniform. This Black Scowl tee perfectly captures the universal dread of pointless conversations. Featuring the grumpy, hoodied cat giving the ultimate “Nope,” this shirt is the perfect non-verbal cue that your social battery is officially dead. It’s comfortable, flattering for all, and ideal for remote workers and introverts who just want to be left alone.
#### ⚙️ Technical Specifications & Comfort
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk fabric
* Side-seamed construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
#### ⏳ A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is **custom-made only when you order it**, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.
#### 🔒 Traceability and EU Safety Compliance
This section contains mandatory legal information about product safety and origin.
* **Traceability:**
* Weaving—India, South Korea
* Dyeing—El Salvador, California
* Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
* Contains 0% recycled polyester
* Contains 0% dangerous substances
* **Age restrictions:** For adults
* **EU Warranty:** 2 years
In compliance with the **General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)**, Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at **contact@blackscowl.com** or write to us at Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, City: Ibarra, Province/State: Imbabura, Postal Code (ZIP): 100150, Country: Ecuador.
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