Welcome to the Anti-Therapy Club. 🧗♀️🧠
Forget expensive couches and mindfulness apps. This design captures the true Black Scowl philosophy: sometimes, the best therapy is just clinging to a wall and pretending the only problem is gravity. If your stress relief involves chalk dust, bruised fingers, and an intense, non-verbal commitment to solving a problem that isn’t existential, you’ve found your essential crewneck. Featuring the perpetually unimpressed Black Scowl cat in a harness, clinging for dear life, this sweatshirt is the official declaration that “Climbing Is My Therapy.” It’s designed for the cynical climber, the anti-social boulderer, and anyone who appreciates humor drier than their climbing chalk.
Product Details & Feel ✨
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
- Material: 100% cotton face; 65% cotton, 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester).
- Fit & Construction: Tightly knit 3-end fleece; Side-seamed construction; Self-fabric patch on the back; Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem.
- Weight: Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²).
- Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
⚠️ Important Sizing Note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Making products On-Demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and excessive waste, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Traceability & Safety:
Weaving: Pakistan
Dyeing: Pakistan
Manufacturing: Pakistan
Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Black Scowl ensures all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards, in compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
Age restrictions: For adults.
EU Warranty: 2 years.
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Safety Contact: For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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