Welcome to the Existential Travel Club. ☕️🌲
Some people are lost. We’re just… exploring our cosmic dissatisfaction locally. This design perfectly captures the Black Scowl anti-travel-influencer mood. If your idea of adventure involves a grumpy cat, a map you won’t use, and a deeply felt, specific sense of being exactly where you are but wishing you weren’t, you’ve found your essential crewneck. Featuring the perpetually unimpressed Black Scowl cat bundled up for his minimal effort “PDX Adventures,” this sweatshirt is the official declaration that you are “I’m Not Lost, I’m Just Portland-ing in Portland.” It’s designed for the introspective, the coffee-fueled, and anyone who prefers irony over itineraries.
Product Details & Feel ✨
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
Material: 100% cotton face; 65% cotton, 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester).
Fit & Construction: Tightly knit 3-end fleece; Side-seamed construction; Self-fabric patch on the back; Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem.
Weight: Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²).
Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
⚠️ Important Sizing Note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Making products On-Demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and excessive waste, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Traceability & Safety:
Weaving: Pakistan
Dyeing: Pakistan
Manufacturing: Pakistan
Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Black Scowl ensures all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards, in compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
Age restrictions: For adults.
EU Warranty: 2 years.
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Safety Contact: For any product safety related inquiries, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us at Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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