Coffee Fuels My Regret Sarcastic Cat T-Shirt | Black Scowl

Your Personal Manifesto of Modern Exhaustion. ☕️⚡️

This design is a candid, cynical confession about the reality of modern life: the grind is real, and the only thing keeping us going is more coffee (followed closely by crippling self-doubt). It features the perpetually unimpressed Black Scowl cat—the voice of our shared, silent struggle—and the honest slogan “Coffee Fuels My Coffee My Regret”. If you rely on caffeine to fuel the existential dread, this tee is your visual representation. It’s the essential garment for those embracing the beautiful absurdity of being perpetually tired but spiritually woke. Stop pretending the motivation is intrinsic; show the world the truth.

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all (unisex).

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester).
• Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
• Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²).
• Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt ⏳

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

Traceability & Safety: 🛡️🇪🇺

• Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea; Dyeing—El Salvador, California; Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
• Age restrictions: For adults.

  EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.

• Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com.
• Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.