Welcome to the Existential Travel Club. 🎧💼
Some people are lost. We’re just… overwhelmed by the sheer, chaotic vastness of the cosmos and figured a trench coat and headphones would help. This design perfectly captures the Black Scowl mood of needing to escape, but only slightly. If your idea of a perfect trip involves a suitcase full of existential dread, minimal human interaction, and a phone full of reasons why things are fine (when they absolutely are not), you’ve found your essential hoodie. Featuring the perpetually unimpressed Black Scowl cat in his world-weary traveler attire, this hoodie is the official declaration: “I’M FINE, UNIVERSE ISN’T.” It’s designed for the cynical intellectual and anyone who appreciates ironic self-defense against the absurdity of modern life.
Product Details & Feel ✨
Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
Material: 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester.
Fit & Construction: Front pouch pocket; Self-fabric patch on the back; Matching flat drawstrings; 3-panel hood.
Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
⚠️ Important Sizing Note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Making products On-Demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and excessive waste, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
Traceability & Safety:
Weaving: Pakistan.
Dyeing: Pakistan.
Manufacturing: Pakistan.
Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
Age restrictions: For adults.
EU Warranty: 2 years.
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Safety Contact: For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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