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Too Broke for Therapy – Sand Heavyweight Oversized T-Shirt

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Since therapy is out of the budget, you might as well look premium while you process your issues. This sand heavyweight t-shirt (220g) provides a thick, structured feel and a relaxed oversized t-shirt fit for those who have officially hit their limit with the world’s nonsense. 🛹💸

  • Oversized fit with dropped shoulders for a bold, effortless streetwear look.

  • Heavyweight 220g fabric that ensures a high-end, structured drape.

  • Skater cat graphic for when you’re just too old for this.

A streetwear t-shirt that speaks your truth so you can keep your mouth shut and keep rolling. Measure twice and buy once; we don’t accept returns for those who were too “broke” to pay attention to the size chart. ⚠️

Wear your budget constraints and your existential dread with equal pride. This sand heavyweight t-shirt is the perfect armor for when your bank account is empty but your patience for the world is even lower. 🛹💸

Product Details & Feel ✨

  • Heavyweight 220g fabric (220.4 g/m²) that provides a thick, premium structured drape.

  • Oversized t-shirt fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed streetwear silhouette.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton that’s soft, durable, and handles the grind better than you do.

  • Structured cotton body that stays looking sharp and develops fewer wrinkles.

  • Trendy vintage look in a clean, high-end sand tone.

⚠️ SIZE GUIDE – READ BEFORE BUYING Please CHECK the size chart carefully before placing your order. Measure yourself and compare with the sizing table shown above the price section. This is an oversized t-shirt, so fit may vary depending on your preference. Returns or exchanges are NOT accepted for incorrect size selection. Don’t add “measuring error” to your list of life’s disappointments.


Production and Purpose 🌎⏳

Black Scowl knows that therapy is expensive, but looking this cynical is relatively affordable.

This heavyweight t-shirt features our favorite skater cat who has officially given up on self-improvement and decided to just roll with the chaos. It’s the definitive streetwear t-shirt for anyone who has reached the age where they’re just “too old for this”.


Traceability & Safety 🛡️🇪🇺

  • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²).

  • Source: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua.

  • Compliance: Meets all EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR).

  • EU Representative: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED (gpsr@sindenventures.com).

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.

For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, contact: contact@blackscowl.com

Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province: Imbabura Postal Code: 100150 Country: Ecuador

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