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San Francisco Tech Bro With A Foggy Soul T-Shirt

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The ultimate apparel for the over-caffeinated coder. 💻☕ Featuring a premium double-sided print (Black Scowl face on the front, full San Francisco design on the back), this tee is a sarcastic tribute to tech life and foggy souls. Perfect for developers, startup survivors, and anyone debugging their own existence.

Debug Your Reality. 🌫️☕

This tee captures the true essence of the startup grind. It features a double-sided design for maximum impact: the front displays the iconic Black Scowl face—a subtle warning to anyone approaching before your first coffee—while the back showcases the full “San Francisco Tech Bro” reality. With the Golden Gate peeking through the fog (both climatic and mental), this design is dedicated to those whose operating system is running on caffeine and anxiety. It is the perfect layer for debugging code, surviving endless stand-up meetings, or simply dissociating while waiting for your stock options to vest. If your soul feels as foggy as the bay weather, this is the fit for you.

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. 🫠

Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. ♻️ Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea Dyeing—El Salvador, California Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester Contains 0% dangerous substances

Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️

Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:

Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province/State: Imbabura Postal Code (ZIP): 100150 Country: Ecuador

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