Welcome to the high-calorie survival guide. 🍕☕️
This design is dedicated to everyone whose operating system is powered exclusively by caffeine, melted cheese, and a constant, low-level hum of panic. If your daily routine involves balancing deadlines with an unhealthy amount of pepperoni and espresso, this is your reality printed on cotton. The Black Scowl cat captures the true “New York state of mind”—which is mostly just looking cool in a hoodie while mentally screaming. It is the perfect attire for the over-caffeinated, the under-rested, and anyone who uses carbs as a coping mechanism for the chaos of modern existence. Embrace the jittery energy; at least the pizza is good.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Traceability & Safety: Weaving: India, South Korea Dyeing: El Salvador, California Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺 Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador
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