Philosopher Cat T-Shirt: “Broke but Philosophically Rich”

The Official Philosopher’s Uniform. 📚💰

Have you reached a level of enlightenment where money is merely a social construct? This Black Scowl cat tee is the perfect declaration. It features our thinking cat, bundled in a scarf and surrounded by books (including Plato), with the universal truth: “Broke but Philosophically Rich”. It’s the essential garment for philosophy lovers, lifelong students, or anyone who laughs at capitalism on a Monday morning. 💡

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice.

We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. 🫠

Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. ♻️ Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

• Traceability:
  • Weaving—India, South Korea
  • Dyeing—El Salvador, California
  • Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️

• Age restrictions: For adults
• EU Warranty: 2 years
• In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:
  • Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street
  • City: Ibarra
  • Province/State: Imbabura
  • Postal Code (ZIP): 100150
  • Country: Ecuador