Chasing the myth of the perfect summer. 🌊😒
Have you ever gone to the beach just to stare at the ocean and contemplate the futility of it all? This tote bag gets it. Featuring the Black Scowl cat surfing with absolute disdain, the “Chasing The Perfect Wave” design captures that specific feeling of trying to have fun while being deeply annoyed by the sun, the sand, and the people. It is the ultimate accessory for carrying your emotional baggage, your unread books, and your groceries. Made for those who appreciate the irony of surfing through life’s chaos with a frown, this bag is a sturdy, high-quality statement that says you are participating in summer, but you are not happy about it.
Product Details & Eco-Quality 🌿
We know you care about the planet (even if you hate the people living on it). That is why this isn’t just any bag; it is a premium, eco-conscious choice. This tote is crafted from 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill, meaning it was grown without synthetic fertilizers or pesticides. It is incredibly durable, sustainable, and built to last. The fabric is heavy-duty with a weight of 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) and measures 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm). With a weight limit of 30 lbs (13.6 kg), it is strong enough to carry your heaviest burdens without breaking. The bag is equipped with 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps with a length of 24.5″ (62.2 cm) for comfortable carrying and features an open main compartment for easy access. The blank product is responsibly sourced from India.
A Note on Time and Sustainability (Read Carefully) ⏳
We don’t believe in mass-produced plastic garbage. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for patience and contemplation. By crafting products on-demand, we avoid overproduction and excessive waste. This bag is an environmentally responsible choice that helps keep the oceans clean (so our grumpy cat can keep surfing in peace). Thank you for making a thoughtful purchase.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️
This product is intended for adults and comes with a standard 2-year EU Warranty. It meets all azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements for safety. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us at our physical address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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