Welcome to the Low-Key Panic Club. ☀️🌴🤯
This bag is your official uniform for the city that smiles but is internally screaming. Featuring the Black Scowl cat trying to enjoy ice cream and vacation vibes, this bag declares the existential duality: “Los Angeles: All Sunshine, Low-Key Panic.” 🍦🕶️ It’s the perfect accessory for the cynical tourist, the perpetually anxious Angeleno, and anyone who appreciates that sunshine often hides the chaos inside. Stop using disposable bags; your low-key panic is permanent, your bag should be too. 😉
Product Details & Feel (The Organic Difference) ✨🌿🌎
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this environmentally conscious, certified organic cotton tote bag. This fabric is tough, durable, and designed to carry your existential weight (plus 30 lbs of groceries). 💪
- Material & Durability: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill. Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²). Durable & Strong.
- Size & Capacity: Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm). Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg).
- Straps: 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length. Open main compartment.
- Blank product sourced from India. 🇮🇳
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Bag ⏳♻️
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice. 🙏
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Black Scowl ensures all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards (GPSR). Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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