Welcome to the Anxiety Survival Kit. 🍕☕️🔥🎒
This is the ultimate carry-all for the modern urbanite running on a precarious fuel mix. Featuring the Black Scowl cat in a state of existential panic 🤯, clutching a coffee and a slice of New York’s finest 🗽, this bag declares the universal truth: “Running On New York Pizza & Anxiety.” It’s the perfect accessory for students 📚, WFH warriors 💻, and anyone who feels their life is held together by caffeine, cheese, and sheer, unfiltered dread. Stop using disposable bags; your anxiety is permanent, your bag should be too. 😉
Product Details & Feel (The Organic Difference) ✨🌿🌎
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this environmentally conscious, certified organic cotton tote bag. This fabric is tough, durable, and designed to carry your existential weight (plus 30 lbs of groceries). 💪
- Material & Durability: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill. Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²). Durable & Strong.
- Size & Capacity: Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm). Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg).
- Straps: 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length. Open main compartment.
- Blank product sourced from India. 🇮🇳
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Bag ⏳♻️
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice. 🙏
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Black Scowl ensures all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards (GPSR). Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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