Name: "My Melbourne Coffee Is My Potion" T-Shirt | Sarcastic Witch Cat &amp; Retro Caffeine Magic
Brand: Black Scowl
SKU: 4231
Availability: InStock

“My Melbourne Coffee Is My Potion” T-Shirt | Sarcastic Witch Cat & Retro Caffeine Magic

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Turn your caffeine addiction into a mystical experience. This “My Melbourne Coffee Is My Potion” tee features the Black Scowl cat brewing the only spell that survives the daily grind. A premium, soft cotton tribute to Melbourne’s legendary bean culture and the antisocial bliss of your morning ritual. Perfect for urban witches and grumpy coffee connoisseurs.

Welcome to the Caffeinated Coven. ☕️🔮

This design is for those who believe decaf is a hate crime and mornings are a personal attack. If your survival strategy relies entirely on a dark roast and a darker attitude, you’ve found your essential gear. The “My Melbourne Coffee Is My Potion” tee captures the sacred ritual of turning bean water into the will to live. Featuring the Black Scowl cat channeling maximum witchy energy, this graphic celebrates the only magic that actually works: caffeine. It’s a tribute to the city’s legendary brew and the antisocial bliss of that first sip. Whether you’re casting spells or just trying to survive a meeting without screaming, this is your armor against the un-caffeinated world.

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Production and Purpose 🌎⏳

We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.

Traceability & Safety: Weaving: India, South Korea Dyeing: El Salvador, California Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.

Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺 Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador