Sloth Humor Cat T-Shirt: “Time’s Moving. I’m Not.” by Black Scowl

The Official Anti-Motivation Uniform. 🍔⌚

Time is a flat circle, and you’re happily sitting right in the middle of it. This Black Scowl cat tee is the definitive uniform for those who have mastered the art of beautiful, uncompromising inertia. Featuring our grumpy cat, clock, and the essential burger, this sloth humor shirt makes it clear: “Time’s Moving. I’m Not.” 🛑 Perfect for anyone who prefers chilling over chasing the clock.

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. 🙏

We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. 🫠

Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. ♻️ Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

• Traceability:
  • Weaving—India, South Korea
  • Dyeing—El Salvador, California
  • Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️

• Age restrictions: For adults
• EU Warranty: 2 years
• In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province/State: Imbabura Postal Code (ZIP): 100150 Country: Ecuador