The Official Status Quo Tee. ⏳🫠
Welcome to the state of perpetual delay. This t-shirt is for those who are highly self-aware but completely unmotivated. It features the Black Scowl cat, heavily hooded and spectacled, bravely holding a digital loading bar while the Wi-Fi icon confirms, yes, you are lagging. It’s the essential garment for anyone who finds modern demands exhausting and treats “productivity” as a highly optional suggestion. Wear this when your brain buffer is full and you need to communicate your cosmic exhaustion without speaking a single word. This is honest comfort over toxic positivity.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice.
We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread.
Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.
Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea. Dyeing—El Salvador, California. Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Content: Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) , Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:
Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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