Socialize At Your Own Risk. Your Vibe, Not Invited. 🚫📞
The ultimate declaration for the socially exhausted. You know the drill: your internal battery is at 1%, and the phone is just a complicated, rectangular shield. This Black Scowl tee perfectly captures that mood, featuring our iconic grumpy cat in a hat and glasses, making it clear that all communication is a high-risk liability. It’s the essential garment for anyone who prefers solitude over small talk and embraces their well-earned cosmic exhaustion. Stop pretending; your couch misses you. 🛋️
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
- Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fit & Weight: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt ⏳🌍
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—a thoughtful choice that prevents waste and overproduction. Your item is custom-made only when you order it, which allows for a valuable moment of contemplation and dread. We appreciate your patience, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your general malcontent. 🫠
Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea. Dyeing—El Salvador, California. Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Content: Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com
Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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