Tuning out the apocalypse, one playlist at a time. 🎧🌎
This design captures the delicate art of maintaining your cool while everything else melts down. If your coping strategy involves noise-canceling headphones, a broken phone, and a packed bag ready for anywhere but here, this Black Scowl tee is for you. It features our traveling cat, fully equipped to ignore the chaos, declaring “I’m Fine, Universe Isn’t.” It is the ultimate garment for the cynical traveler navigating a world that makes zero sense. Wear it to let everyone know you are not the problem—reality is.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester). Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²). Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Traceability: Weaving in India or South Korea; Dyeing in El Salvador or California; Manufacturing in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Safety: Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com. Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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