📝 Ride the Wave of Existential Dread. 🌊🐈⬛
This design captures the crushing pressure of “having fun” in the summer. If your idea of a perfect beach day involves avoiding the sun, the sand, and the people, you are in the right place. This tee features the Black Scowl cat surfing with absolute indifference, serving as a visual metaphor for trying to stay afloat in a sea of modern chaos. The bubblegum pink typography adds a layer of sweet irony to the bitter reality of “chasing” anything in this economy. It is designed for the cynic who appreciates the absurdity of life and prefers dark humor over toxic positivity. This is your official attire for navigating the tides of sarcasm and exhaustion.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Traceability & Safety: Weaving: India, South Korea Dyeing: El Salvador, California Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺 Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador
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