The Official Existential Statement Tee. ⏳
Tired of trying to be productive? This Future’s Canceled Try Again T-Shirt is your new uniform for declaring that the mandatory optimism of modern life is officially over. It features our iconic Black Scowl grumpy cat in a trench coat, looking utterly done with the world, surrounded by crumbled paper planes and a broken clock—a perfect symbol for that inescapable millennial burnout and existential dread. It’s an honest, sarcastic nod to the shared experience of social anxiety and the absurd hustle. Wear it proudly when you RSVP’d to your couch instead of that networking event.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ♻️
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it (On-Demand), which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.
Traceability (EU/GPSR Compliance):
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us: Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, City: Ibarra, Province/State: Imbabura, Postal Code (ZIP): 100150, Country: Ecuador
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