Emotional Support Pigeon New York Cat T-Shirt

Welcome to the concrete jungle, where your sanity hangs by a thread. 🐦🗽

This design is the ultimate coping mechanism for navigating city life. If you have ever felt that the only thing keeping you grounded is a bird that eats trash, you have found your tribe. Featuring the Black Scowl cat wearing a teal “New York” cap and his questionable choice of a therapy animal—a pigeon with glasses—this tee captures the true essence of urban survival. It is a sarcastic statement on anxiety, modern stress, and the absurd friends we make along the way. This is the essential attire for walking fast, avoiding eye contact, and holding it together.

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric, Side-seamed construction, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt:

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice.

We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread.

Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

Traceability:

Weaving—India, South Korea Dyeing—El Salvador, California Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:

Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province/State: Imbabura Postal Code (ZIP): 100150 Country: Ecuador