‘Emails Own My Soul’ Unisex T-Shirt | Sarcastic WFH Email Humor Tee

#### 📧 The Email Overlord Tee

If your inbox is a fiery abyss and your soul is on layaway to Outlook, this is your new favorite shirt. This Black Scowl tee perfectly captures the daily existential crisis of a remote worker buried under an avalanche of correspondence. Featuring the “Emails Own My Soul” cat, this is the ultimate sarcastic uniform for anyone powered by coffee and the desperate hope of reaching Inbox Zero. This unisex t-shirt is comfortable, flattering for all, and the only proof you need that you’re still reading.

#### ⚙️ Technical Specifications & Comfort

This tee is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk fabric
* Side-seamed construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

#### ⏳ A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is **custom-made only when you order it**, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

#### 🔒 Traceability and EU Safety Compliance

This section contains mandatory legal information about product safety and origin.

* **Traceability:**
* Weaving—India, South Korea
* Dyeing—El Salvador, California
* Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
* Contains 0% recycled polyester
* Contains 0% dangerous substances
* **Age restrictions:** For adults
* **EU Warranty:** 2 years

In compliance with the **General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)**, Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at **contact@blackscowl.com** or write to us at Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, City: Ibarra, Province/State: Imbabura, Postal Code (ZIP): 100150, Country: Ecuador.