Welcome to the End Times: We’ve Got Sweaters. 📲🫠
We know the drill. You swore you’d be productive, but here we are: glued to the screen, absorbing the world’s chaos one headline at a time. This crewneck sweatshirt isn’t just a garment; it’s the official uniform for those who have fully embraced doomscrolling as a vital component of modern mental health.
Featuring the eternally grumpy Black Scowl cat, this design perfectly encapsulates the feeling of existential anxiety and the absurdity of daily life. This is the essential attire for those who communicate their burnout and cynical malestar through ironic humor, not forced positivity. Don’t fight the dread—wear it.
Product Details & Feel ✨
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
- Material: 100% cotton face; 65% cotton, 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester).
- Weight: Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²).
- Construction: Tightly knit 3-end fleece, side-seamed construction, self-fabric patch on the back.
- Finishing: Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem.
- Note on Fit: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
- Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
⚠️ Important Sizing Note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction.
Traceability & Safety 🛡️🇪🇺
We are committed to quality and safety standards, especially for our customers in the EU.
- Traceability: Weaving—Pakistan, Dyeing—Pakistan, Manufacturing—Pakistan.
- Composition: Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
- Safety Compliance: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Compliance & Warranty Information
- Age restrictions: For adults.
- EU Warranty: 2 years.
- In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
- For safety inquiries, contact us: contact@blackscowl.com or write to us at Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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