Cheaper than a shrink and arguably just as effective. 📱💀
This tee captures the modern art of disassociating while the world burns. If your coping mechanism involves 3 AM screen time and avoiding eye contact with reality, this Black Scowl design is your spiritual armor. It perfectly illustrates the comfort of the digital abyss: ignoring your problems by scrolling through everyone else’s. Featuring our resident grumpy cat fully immersed in the void, it’s a sarcastic tribute to anxiety, avoidance, and the peace of being left alone with your phone. Wear it while you ignore your notifications.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Traceability: Weaving in India or South Korea; Dyeing in El Salvador or California; Manufacturing in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Safety: Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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