Welcome to the Perpetual Inbox. 📧🔥
This hoodie is the official uniform for anyone whose existence is measured in unread messages and calendar invites. It’s a direct, witty statement on modern burnout and the corporate absurdity that keeps the lights on—while slowly extinguishing your soul. Featuring the legendary Black Scowl cat logo on the front and the essential truth “Emails Own My Soul” emblazoned on the back. This apparel is designed for the cynical professional and the WFH warrior who runs on coffee and existential dread. When forced positivity fails, throw on this hoodie and let the world know your spirit has been permanently archived.
Product Details & Feel ✨
Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket, Self-fabric patch on the back, Matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳
🚨 Important Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we highly recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair.
Production & Compliance 🌎🛡️
The materials and processes used for this product are documented for full transparency and compliance with global standards, including the rigorous General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
Traceability & Safety: 🏭
- Weaving—Pakistan, Dyeing—Pakistan, Manufacturing—Pakistan
- Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
- Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Compliance & Safety Information (GPSR) 🛡️🇪🇺 Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years.
- For safety inquiries, contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to our official address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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