Poetry is dead, and honesty is expensive. This cream heavyweight t-shirt is the perfect attire for watching the drama unfold from a safe, stylish distance. 🌹📱
Product Details & Feel ✨
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Heavyweight 220g fabric (220.4 g/m²) for a premium, high-end structure.
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Oversized t-shirt fit with dropped shoulders for maximum comfort.
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100% ring-spun cotton that feels as soft as a lie but lasts much longer.
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Structured streetwear t-shirt silhouette that keeps its shape.
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Trendy vintage look in a clean, off-white cream tone.
⚠️ SIZE GUIDE – READ BEFORE BUYING Please CHECK the size chart carefully before placing your order. Measure yourself and compare with the sizing table shown above the price section. This is an oversized t-shirt, so fit may vary depending on your preference. Returns or exchanges are NOT accepted for incorrect size selection. Don’t let a bad fit be your next regret.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
Why settle for “happily ever after” when you can have “told you so”? Black Scowl brings you a design that is 10% rhyme and 90% cold, hard reality.
This heavyweight t-shirt features our resident tuxedo cat in a suit, because if you’re going to be a messenger of bad news, you might as well look sophisticated. It’s the ultimate streetwear t-shirt for anyone who prefers bitter truths over sweet delusions.
Traceability & Safety 🛡️🇪🇺
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Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²).
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Source: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua.
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Compliance: Meets all EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR).
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EU Representative: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED (gpsr@sindenventures.com).
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, contact: contact@blackscowl.com
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