Admit it: childhood was a scam and you fell for it. This cream heavyweight t-shirt is the official merch for that realization, featuring a structured fit that’s much more reliable than your adulting skills.
Product Details & Feel ✨
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Heavyweight 220g fabric (220.4 g/m²) provides a premium, thick, and structured drape.
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Oversized t-shirt fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed streetwear silhouette.
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100% ring-spun cotton that’s soft enough to cushion the blow of reality.
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Structured cotton body that stays crisp with fewer wrinkles.
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Trendy vintage look in a smooth cream tone that makes your “Screw-Up” look intentional.
⚠️ SIZE GUIDE – READ BEFORE BUYING Please CHECK the size chart carefully before placing your order. Measure yourself and compare with the sizing table shown above the price section. This is an oversized t-shirt, so fit may vary depending on your preference. Returns or exchanges are NOT accepted for incorrect size selection. You already screwed up once by growing up; don’t screw up the sizing too.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
Black Scowl knows that the “dream job” is usually just a specialized form of exhaustion. This heavyweight t-shirt features a bold, graphic “Major Screw-Up” design that embraces the chaos of maturity with a cynical grin.
It’s a high-quality streetwear t-shirt designed for those who have traded their youthful optimism for premium textiles and better coffee. Built to last longer than your average New Year’s resolution.
Traceability & Safety 🛡️🇪🇺
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Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²).
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Source: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua.
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Compliance: Meets all EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR).
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EU Representative: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED (gpsr@sindenventures.com).
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, contact: contact@blackscowl.com
Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province: Imbabura Postal Code: 100150 Country: Ecuador
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