Welcome to the Deep Freeze Survival Unit. ❄️🥶
This design isn’t just clothing; it’s a medical alert bracelet for anyone braving the Windy City. If your thermometer has given up and your soul is currently defrosting, you understand the struggle. The “I’m Not Dead, I Just Live in a Chicago Winter” tee captures the specific numbness of waiting for a train in sub-zero temps where the air actually hurts your face. Featuring the Black Scowl cat bundled in flannel and misery, this graphic is a badge of honor for those who survive the season of eternal grey. It’s the perfect layer for pretending you’re fine when you can’t feel your toes.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Traceability & Safety: Weaving: India, South Korea Dyeing: El Salvador, California Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺 Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador
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