Some people are born for greatness; others were clearly born to excel at absolutely nothing. This black heavyweight t-shirt is the high-quality armor you need to embrace your destiny of pure, unadulterated leisure while looking significantly more productive than you actually are.
Product Details & Feel ✨
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Heavyweight 220g fabric (220.4 g/m²) provides a premium, thick, and structured drape.
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Oversized t-shirt fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, high-end streetwear silhouette.
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100% ring-spun cotton that is soft, structured, and far more durable than your motivation.
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Thick fabric, fewer wrinkles ensures you look sharp even if you’ve been horizontal for six hours.
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Premium feel in a solid black tone that perfectly matches your void of ambition.
⚠️ SIZE GUIDE – READ BEFORE BUYING Please CHECK the size chart carefully before placing your order. Measure yourself and compare with the sizing table shown above the price section. This is an oversized t-shirt, so fit may vary depending on your preference. Returns or exchanges are NOT accepted for incorrect size selection.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
Black Scowl knows that doing nothing is an art form. This heavyweight t-shirt features the “Born to Do Nothing” vintage-style graphic—a tribute to the dreamers who would rather be napping.
It is a high-quality streetwear t-shirt designed for those who find the vintage-washed vibe easier to deal with than a to-do list. Structured, durable, and crafted to survive even the most rigorous sessions of doing absolutely nothing.
Traceability & Safety 🛡️🇪🇺
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Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²).
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Source: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua.
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Compliance: Meets all EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR).
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EU Representative: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED (gpsr@sindenventures.com).
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, contact: contact@blackscowl.com
Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province: Imbabura Postal Code: 100150 Country: Ecuador
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