Born to Do Nothing – Black Heavyweight Crewneck Oversized Sweatshirt

Finally, a garment that matches your ambition—or lack thereof. This black heavyweight crewneck is the official attire for those who have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. 🖤💤

Product Details & Feel ✨

• Heavyweight crewneck (339 g/m²) providing a premium, structured drape.

• Oversized sweatshirt fit—perfect for maximum lounging efficiency.

• Soft fleece interior because being unproductive should be comfortable.

• 10 oz fabric (60% Airlume cotton, 40% polyester) for heavy-duty durability.

• Slightly dropped sleeves for a relaxed, effortless streetwear silhouette.

⚠️ SIZE GUIDE – READ BEFORE BUYING Please CHECK the size chart carefully before placing your order. Measure yourself and compare with the sizing table shown above the price section. This is an oversized fit, and measurements are vital. Returns or exchanges are NOT accepted for incorrect size selection. Don’t waste your energy on a return.

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Production and Purpose 🌎⏳

Why do today what you can put off indefinitely? Black Scowl created the “Born to Do Nothing” graphic for the professional procrastinator who finds beauty in the void.

This streetwear sweatshirt is built for the high-functioning slacker. It’s heavy enough to feel like a hug and cynical enough to keep the overachievers at a distance. If you’re going to do nothing, do it in the best gear possible.

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Traceability & Safety 🛡️🇪🇺

• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²).

• Source: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua.

• Compliance: Meets all EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR).

• Safety: Managed by Oak inc. and Black Scowl.

For safety concerns, contact: contact@blackscowl.com Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street. Ibarra, Ecuador.