Name: My Anxiety Is Doing Its Part T-Shirt
Brand: Black Scowl
SKU: 3599
Availability: InStock

My Anxiety Is Doing Its Part T-Shirt

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Finally, a shirt that validates your excessive worrying as a public service. 🚦☕ Featuring the Black Scowl cat overwhelmed by traffic lights and to-do lists, this tee is a sarcastic salute to high-functioning panic. Perfect for overthinkers and anyone whose cardio consists of jumping to conclusions.

Welcome to the high-functioning panic zone. 🚦☕️

This design captures the chaotic energy of modern existence where your to-do list grows faster than your will to live. If you believe that worrying is a valid contribution to society and your coffee consumption is the only thing keeping the traffic lights of your life from crashing, this tee is for you. Featuring the Black Scowl cat navigating geometric noise and urban stress, it is a sarcastic tribute to the art of overthinking. This is the essential attire for those who are doing their part by stressing out for everyone else.

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric, Side-seamed construction, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt:

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice.

We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread.

Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

Traceability:

Weaving—India, South Korea Dyeing—El Salvador, California Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:

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