Your Personal Manifesto Against Productivity Culture. 😴📺
This design is a direct, witty challenge to the toxic hustle culture. If your greatest ambition is mastering the remote control from the cozy confines of your beanbag chair, then you’ve found your spirit animal: the Black Scowl cat, fully bundled and perfectly content in The Comfort Zone. This tee is an essential declaration for anyone who understands that true peace isn’t found in a crowded calendar, but in the glorious surrender to sloth humor and the simple act de no hacer absolutamente nada. This is your soft, cotton uniform for maximum anti-motivation.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all (unisex).
- Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester).
- Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²).
- Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt ⏳
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.
Traceability & Safety: 🛡️🇪🇺
- Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea; Dyeing—El Salvador, California; Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
- Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
- Age restrictions: For adults.EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
- Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com.
- Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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