Welcome to the club. You know the club—the one that meets on the couch on a Tuesday, where the only dress code is a comfortable pair of sweatpants.
At Black Scolw, we’ve decided the whole “hustle culture” thing is a bit much. While the world is racing to climb some corporate ladder, we’re busy perfecting the art of the well-timed nap. This isn’t a brand for the sad; it’s a brand for the self-aware. We’re here for the people who look at a pile of laundry and see a masterpiece of modern sculpture.
Our designs are a satirical nod to the absurdities of everyday life. They are a fresh, witty take on everything from social anxiety to the beautiful chaos of living with a cat who believes you’re simply here to serve. We create apparel for the brilliant minds who understand that a good day is defined by having zero obligations and a full bag of chips.
Meet the Ambassador
The grumpy cat isn’t just a logo—he’s the voice of the brand. He’s seen it all, and he’s completely over it. He’s a bit annoyed, unapologetically honest, tired, and his humor is drier than a mouthful of sand. He’s the perfect representation of that feeling you can’t quite put into words.
He’s you. He’s us.
Our mission is to create clothing and accessories for people who get it. To be the mirror that reflects your perfectly cynical sense of humor. If you’ve ever found yourself asking, “What’s the rush?” and truly meant it, then you’re in the right place. Browse our collection and wear your blissful laziness with pride. You’ve earned it.