Fuel your workday with a healthy dose of resentment and low-grade stimulants. This black heavyweight t-shirt is the essential gear for those who function exclusively on social friction and the strongest bean they can find.
Product Details & Feel ✨
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Heavyweight 220g fabric (220.4 g/m²) provides a premium, thick, and structured drape.
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Oversized t-shirt fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, high-end streetwear silhouette.
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100% ring-spun cotton that’s soft, structured, and built to survive your daily grind.
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Thick fabric, fewer wrinkles means you’ll look sharp even when your patience is thin.
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Premium feel in a solid black tone that matches your coffee and your outlook.
⚠️ SIZE GUIDE – READ BEFORE BUYING Please CHECK the size chart carefully before placing your order. Measure yourself and compare with the sizing table shown above the price section. This is an oversized t-shirt, so fit may vary depending on your preference. Returns or exchanges are NOT accepted for incorrect size selection.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
Black Scowl knows that most productivity is actually fueled by annoyance. This heavyweight t-shirt features the “90% Spite & 10% Cheap Caffeine” graphic—a tribute to the internal combustion engine of the modern workforce.
It’s a high-quality streetwear t-shirt designed for those who find the vintage-washed vibe easier to deal with than people. Structured, durable, and unapologetically cynical.
Traceability & Safety 🛡️🇪🇺
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Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²).
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Source: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua.
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Compliance: Meets all EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR).
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EU Representative: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED (gpsr@sindenventures.com).
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, contact: contact@blackscowl.com
Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province: Imbabura Postal Code: 100150 Country: Ecuador
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