Motherhood is a punk rock performance where nobody claps. This sand heavyweight t-shirt is the perfect attire for when you’re done explaining your life choices to people who haven’t slept in three years.
Product Details & Feel ✨
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Heavyweight 220g fabric (220.4 g/m²) provides a premium, thick, and structured drape that doesn’t quit.
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Oversized t-shirt fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, high-end streetwear silhouette.
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100% ring-spun cotton that feels considerably softer than the judgment of other parents.
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Structured cotton body that maintains its shape even when your schedule doesn’t.
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Trendy vintage look in a neutral sand tone that makes “messy” look like a stylistic choice.
⚠️ SIZE GUIDE – READ BEFORE BUYING Please CHECK the size chart carefully before placing your order. Measure yourself and compare with the sizing table shown above the price section. This is an oversized t-shirt, so fit may vary depending on your preference. Returns or exchanges are NOT accepted for incorrect size selection. We provide the shirt; the parenting skills (or lack thereof) are up to you.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
Black Scowl understands that “having it all” is just code for being exhausted in public. This heavyweight t-shirt features a distressed “Punk Drunk Single Mom” collage design that lets everyone know you’re still a better person than they are—even on three hours of sleep.
It is the essential streetwear t-shirt for anyone who values high-quality textiles more than social approval. Built to withstand repeated washings and the general chaos of a life lived on the edge of a breakdown.
Traceability & Safety 🛡️🇪🇺
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Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²).
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Source: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua.
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Compliance: Meets all EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR).
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EU Representative: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED (gpsr@sindenventures.com).
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, contact: contact@blackscowl.com
Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province: Imbabura Postal Code: 100150 Country: Ecuador
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