Admit it. You’re only here because your emotional intelligence is as questionable as your life choices. This oversized sweatshirt is for those who realize, perhaps too late, that some things are better left unloved and simply consumed. 🐈⬛
Product Details & Feel ✨
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Heavyweight crewneck with a premium 10 oz fabric weight.
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Ultra-soft fleece interior—warmer than your last relationship.
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Relaxed, oversized unisex fit for maximum social distancing.
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60% Airlume combed cotton, 40% polyester (sturdy enough to hold your regrets).
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Dropped sleeves for that “I’ve given up, but fashionably” look.
⚠️ SIZE GUIDE – READ BEFORE BUYING Please CHECK the size chart carefully before placing your order. Measure yourself and compare with the sizing table shown above the price section. This is an oversized sweatshirt, so the fit is intentionally large. Returns or exchanges are NOT accepted for incorrect size selection. Don’t let a wrong size be your next big mistake.
Storytelling: The Art of Regret The Black Scowl Cat doesn’t care about your heartbreak, but he does appreciate the irony. This light gray piece isn’t just a garment; it’s a public service announcement. Why bother with the messy nuances of affection when you could have just finished the job? It’s peak streetwear sweatshirt energy for the introspective cynic.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳ This isn’t fast fashion for the masses. Black Scowl operates on a Print-on-Demand model, meaning we only create this piece once you order it. It’s better for the planet and ensures you don’t end up wearing the same thing as the person you’re currently trying to avoid.
Traceability & Safety 🛡️🇪🇺
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Blank product source: Nicaragua.
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Compliance: Meets all EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR).
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Warranty: 2-year EU Warranty included.
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Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com
Black Scowl ensures every piece is safe, cynical, and compliant with EU standards.
Manufacturer Info: Oak inc. / Black Scowl Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador


















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