Welcome to the Productivity Detox. 🥁🗑️
If your motivation is completely gone and your internal monologue constantly questions your life choices, you’ve found your tribe. This heavyweight sweatshirt is a direct statement on toxic hustle culture and the absurdity of trying to do it all. Featuring the perpetually unimpressed Black Scowl cat playing the drums of your existential dread, it’s designed for anyone who appreciates offensive dark humor. This is your official oversized shield for embracing honest exhaustion over forced productivity.
Product Details & Feel ✨
Go big on comfort with this premium oversized fleece sweatshirt by Black Scowl. Soft inside, bold outside—perfect for layering, lounging, or doing absolutely nothing while people expect you to work. It delivers a premium, structured feel that serves as a heavyweight defense against the outside world.
Material: 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece (Athletic Heather is 94% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 6% polyester fleece). Fit: Relaxed, oversized unisex fit with slightly dropped sleeves for that authentic streetwear silhouette. Weight: Heavyweight fabric at 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²). Sourcing: Premium blank product sourced from Nicaragua.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your Black Scowl item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring premium quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:
Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province/State: Imbabura Postal Code (ZIP): 100150 Country: Ecuador
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