Welcome to the Vertical Escapism Unit. 🧗♂️🐈
This design is for those who trust rocks more than people. If your primary coping mechanism involves chalking up and hanging by your fingertips until the noise in your head finally stops, you are in the right place. The “Climbing Is My Therapy” tee acknowledges that solving a boulder problem is often more effective than talking about your feelings—and definitely cheaper than a shrink. Featuring the Black Scowl cat sending a project with pure disdain for gravity, this graphic is designed for the climber who ascends to escape the absurdity of modern life on the ground. It’s the essential gear for turning existential dread into vertical progress.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Traceability & Safety: Weaving: India, South Korea Dyeing: El Salvador, California Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺 Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador
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