The Housing Market is Scary. The Rent is Terrifying. 👻🇬🇧
Welcome to the London property market, where even the afterlife is overpriced. This design hits home for anyone surviving on beans on toast just to pay for a shoebox apartment in Zone 4. It features the Black Scowl cat as a spectral vagabond, wandering the streets of the capital because haunting a Victorian mansion is way out of budget. It is a sharp, satirical commentary on the cost of living crisis, wrapped in our signature dark humor. If your bank account is as empty as a ghost’s soul and you have considered haunting a telephone booth just to have a roof over your head, this tee is your new financial statement.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester). Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric, Side-seamed construction, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Weight: Fabric weight 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²). Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Traceability & Safety
Weaving: India, South Korea. Dyeing: El Salvador, California. Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com. Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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