The Ghosts of Hunger Never Sleep. 👻🥪
Some souls are tormented by past mistakes or existential dread; ours are simply possessed by the memory of melted cheese and grilled steak. This design is for the foodie whose inner demons are actually just intense cravings. Featuring the Black Scowl cat dressed as a chef, surrounded by spectral figures and clutching a massive Philadelphia Cheesesteak, this tee illustrates the heavy burden of gastronomic passion. It is a hilarious, dramatic tribute to those moments when you are not sure if you are being haunted by a spirit or just really need lunch. Wear this masterpiece of culinary purgatory and let the world know that your spirit is spoken for—and it tastes like onions and provolone.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester). Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric, Side-seamed construction, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Weight: Fabric weight 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²). Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Traceability & Safety
Weaving: India, South Korea. Dyeing: El Salvador, California. Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com. Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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