Welcome to the City of Brotherly Sarcasm. 🦅💬
This design captures the true, unfiltered spirit of Philadelphia, a place where affection is shown through insults and “how are you” is often a rhetorical question. If your love language involves aggressive heckling and questionable sports superstitions, you have found your tribe. Featuring the Black Scowl cat decked out in the iconic green jersey and a backwards cap, this tee is the ultimate tribute to the city that boos Santa Claus. The “Bless Your Heart” speech bubble might look polite to outsiders, but we know it is actually the highest form of condescension. This is the essential garment for the passionate fan who loves the team but hates the hype, perfect for tailgates, dive bars, or just judging people from the comfort of your stoop.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Production and Purpose 🌎⏳
We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.
Traceability & Safety: Weaving: India, South Korea Dyeing: El Salvador, California Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺 Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador
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