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“I’m Not Lost, I’m Just Portland-ing” Cat T-Shirt

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Navigating life without a clue? Perfect. 🌲☕ Featuring the Black Scowl cat pretending to read a map, this tee is the ultimate excuse for being directionally challenged. Ideal for urban explorers, coffee addicts, and anyone who prefers wandering over arriving.

Welcome to the art of aimless wandering. 🌲☕️

This design is for anyone who refuses to admit they have no idea where they are going. If you think holding a coffee cup and wearing a beanie counts as a navigation strategy, you have found your essential attire. The Black Scowl cat is featured here, looking confidently confused with a map of “PDX Adventures” that he clearly isn’t reading. It captures the essence of urban exploration: looking cool while completely disoriented. This tee is a sarcastic tribute to those who turn getting lost into a lifestyle choice.

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric, Side-seamed construction, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt:

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice.

We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread.

Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

Traceability:

Weaving—India, South Korea Dyeing—El Salvador, California Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:

Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province/State: Imbabura Postal Code (ZIP): 100150 Country: Ecuador

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