Survival in the Windy City. 🍕❄️
This design captures the only proven method for enduring a brutal winter: thick layers of cheese and a healthy dose of remorse about your geographical choices. It features the Black Scowl cat fully bundled up, serving a slice of deep dish pizza that is likely the only source of warmth in the room. The snowy window in the background is a chilling reminder of why you are staying inside, while the text “Powered by Chicago Deep Dish & Winter Regret” serves as your personal nutrition label. This tee is a culinary tribute to emotional eating and the resilience required to live where the air hurts your face. It is the essential garment for anyone whose body heat is generated entirely by pepperoni and spite.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. 🫠
Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. ♻️ Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.
Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea Dyeing—El Salvador, California Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester Contains 0% dangerous substances
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:
Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province/State: Imbabura Postal Code (ZIP): 100150 Country: Ecuador
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