Fuel your anxiety. ☕📚
This design is dedicated to everyone who measures their day in cups of coffee and moments of existential crisis. Featuring the Black Scowl cat sporting a beanie and perched atop a stack of heavy books, it captures the scholarly struggle of staying awake while questioning reality. The “Boston Coffee” mug is not just a beverage container; it is a lifeline. Whether you are pulling an all-nighter, pretending to read philosophy, or just vibrating with caffeine-induced dread, this tee understands your internal frequency. It is the perfect garment for the over-caffeinated intellectual who knows that wisdom often comes with a side of panic.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. 🫠
Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. ♻️ Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.
Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea Dyeing—El Salvador, California Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester Contains 0% dangerous substances
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:
Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province/State: Imbabura Postal Code (ZIP): 100150 Country: Ecuador
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.