Welcome to the sunny side of anxiety. ☀️🫠
They say the sun cures everything, but we know better. This design captures the specific vibe of Los Angeles: impeccable weather matched only by an internal scream. Featuring the Black Scowl cat in full vacation mode—tropical shirt, sunglasses reflecting paradise, and an ice cream cone that is giving up just like your motivation—it is a tribute to keeping it together while falling apart. Whether you are stuck in traffic or just overwhelmed by forced relaxation, this tee declares that you are experiencing “All Sunshine” on the outside and “Low-Key Panic” on the inside. It is the essential garment for those who carry their existential dread to the beach.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. 🫠
Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. ♻️ Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.
Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea Dyeing—El Salvador, California Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Contains 0% recycled polyester Contains 0% dangerous substances
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:
Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street City: Ibarra Province/State: Imbabura Postal Code (ZIP): 100150 Country: Ecuador
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