The Only Gift I Want Is To Go Home T-Shirt | Black Scowl Introvert Tee

Welcome to the “I Already Peopled Too Much” Club. 📦🚫🎉

This design speaks volumes without saying a word, perfectly capturing the Black Scowl mood. If your social calendar is full, your spirit is drained, and your internal monologue is set to perpetual dread the moment you have to leave your house, you’ve found your tribe. This tee is a direct, witty statement on burnout, forced socializing, and the general absurdity of adult obligations. Featuring the perpetually unimpressed Black Scowl cat packed and ready for extraction, it’s designed for the cynical introvert and anyone who appreciates dark humor in their daily wear. This is the official attire for embracing the honest truth: The Only Gift I Want Is To Go Home. 🛋️

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳♻️

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. 🫠

Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

• Traceability:
  • Weaving—India, South Korea
  • Dyeing—El Salvador, California
  • Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺

• Age restrictions: For adults
• EU Warranty: 2 years
• In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.