My Laziness Is a Form of Protest T-Shirt | Black Scowl Anti-Hustle Tee

Welcome to the Sloth Revolution. 🍕📺🤯

This tee is your official uniform for the anti-hustle movement. Featuring the Black Scowl cat in its ultimate comfort zone—surrounded by pizza, energy drinks, books, and a remote—this design declares a philosophical stance: “My Laziness Is a Form of Protest.” It’s the perfect, soft declaration for students, WFH pros, and anyone who appreciates that refusing toxic productivity is a valid life choice. Embrace the existential richness of doing absolutely nothing. Refuse to hustle.

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester).
• Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²).
• Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
• Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. 🇺🇸🇲🇽

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳♻️

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. 🫠 Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. 🙏

• Traceability: Weaving—India, South Korea. Dyeing—El Salvador, California. Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.

Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.

• Age restrictions: For adults.
• EU Warranty: 2 years.
• For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.