Welcome to the Perpetual Comfort Zone. 🛋️🍕
This hoodie is your official membership card to Team No Ambition. This design perfectly captures the Black Scowl slacker ethos: why hustle when you can simply exist? Featuring the perpetually unimpressed Black Scowl cat, bundled up and surrounded by snacks, it proudly declares: “Team No Ambition: The Comfort Zone. Est. Always.” It’s the essential uniform for the anti-motivation movement, cynical introverts, and anyone who appreciates that ‘rest’ is a lifestyle, not a reward. Embrace the philosophical richness of doing absolutely nothing.
Product Details & Feel ✨
Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket, Self-fabric patch on the back, Matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳
🚨 Important Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we highly recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction.
Production & Compliance 🌎🛡️
The materials and processes used for this product are documented for full transparency and compliance with global standards, including the rigorous General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
Traceability & Safety: 🏭
- Weaving—Pakistan, Dyeing—Pakistan, Manufacturing—Pakistan
- Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
- Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Compliance & Safety Information (GPSR) 🛡️🇪🇺 Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years.
- For safety inquiries, contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to our official address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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