Team No Ambition Slacker Hoodie | Black Scowl Anti-Motivation Apparel

Price range: $54.99 through $58.50

The official uniform of Team No Ambition. 🛋️✨ This soft, unisex hoodie, featuring the Black Scowl cat in the comfort zone, is the ultimate declaration of sloth humor and anti-hustle culture. Essential for introverts who live by the motto: The Comfort Zone. Est. Always.

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Welcome to the Perpetual Comfort Zone. 🛋️🍕

This hoodie is your official membership card to Team No Ambition. This design perfectly captures the Black Scowl slacker ethos: why hustle when you can simply exist? Featuring the perpetually unimpressed Black Scowl cat, bundled up and surrounded by snacks, it proudly declares: “Team No Ambition: The Comfort Zone. Est. Always.” It’s the essential uniform for the anti-motivation movement, cynical introverts, and anyone who appreciates that ‘rest’ is a lifestyle, not a reward. Embrace the philosophical richness of doing absolutely nothing.

Product Details & Feel ✨

Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket, Self-fabric patch on the back, Matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood
  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳

🚨 Important Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we highly recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction.

Production & Compliance 🌎🛡️

The materials and processes used for this product are documented for full transparency and compliance with global standards, including the rigorous General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).

Traceability & Safety: 🏭

  • Weaving—Pakistan, Dyeing—Pakistan, Manufacturing—Pakistan
  • Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.
  • Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Compliance & Safety Information (GPSR) 🛡️🇪🇺 Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).

  • Age restrictions: For adults
  • EU Warranty: 2 years.
  • For safety inquiries, contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to our official address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador.
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