The Official Statement Piece for the Over-Caffeinated Mind. ☕️💰
Let’s face it: your brain is a high-powered, non-stop misery machine. Overthinking is an Olympic sport you win daily, yet somehow, that crippling self-analysis rarely translates into cash flow. This Black Scowl tee is the perfect, soft-spun banner for that specific brand of existential dread.
It features our iconic, permanently grumpy cat, chain-smoking and looking deeply suspicious of the entire economic system, next to the universal truth: “OVERTHINKING PAYS NO BILLS.” This is the essential declaration for the perpetually exhausted professional, the student drowning in deadlines, or anyone who finds cynical humor in the absurd, unrewarding struggle of modern life.
Product Details & Feel ✨
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt (Read Carefully) ⏳
Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice.
We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is custom-made only when you order it (On-Demand model), which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread.
Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. ♻️ Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.
Traceability (for EU/GPSR Compliance):
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@blackscowl.com or write to us:
- Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street
- City: Ibarra
- Province/State: Imbabura
- Postal Code (ZIP): 100150
- Country: Ecuador
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